doublism:

“euhhh i don’t like red wine the flavor is too strong it’s too rich euuuhhhhh the tannins” you are not serious people.

herssian:

wormless behavior from some of you. absolute lack of dirt and burrowing. rethink 

telltaletypist:

telltaletypist:

omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i’m about to commit acts of great evil doesn’t mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all

it’s always “take off the amulet it’s cursed” and “cast it into the flames before corrupts your soul” and never “woah cool amulet where did you get it” or “i like your amulet it looks nice on you”

(via batmanisagatewaydrug)

heyitsphoenixx:

the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent

visenyaism:

you know i really really hate it more than anything when people call character actions in stories especially within a tragedies irrational or hypocritical. like girl that’s the human condition

(via baelorbreakbeds)

matrixonvhsanddvd:

LOVE the term passenger princess because since I’m part of the no car cuck gang I get to leech off of all my friends who do drive but instead of feeling like a parasite I get to be like “I’m ur princess :) hehe I’m ur princess and ur driving me around :)”

(via ratfriends)


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